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• (404): View more from Georgia

  My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.

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• (916): View more from California

  I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  ...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group

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  But you wear shame so well

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Drunk yet?

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  Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.

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• (818): View more from California

  Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport

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• (214): View more from Texas

  dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.

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