Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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