Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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