I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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