She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
high people should be assigned attendants
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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