i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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