Please, let me fuck your mom
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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