I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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