How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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