bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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