FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Welp...herpes.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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