the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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