I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.