You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he thought i was a dude.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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