i was born a porn star she said
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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