I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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