I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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