he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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