yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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