i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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