Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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