I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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