I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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