another moral hangover. fuck.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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