well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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