What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
