i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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