so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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