dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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