come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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