every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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