Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
