We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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