no, he came in my armpit
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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