You really coming over, don't trick.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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