I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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