I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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