How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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