So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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