You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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