Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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