I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I cut my penus on the lid.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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