I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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