When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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