ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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