If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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