You work out of a Hotel?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
It's just like the Real World with babies
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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