Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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