Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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