Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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