PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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