VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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